Some of you may have checked out the Carter blog recently. Well, I felt it was my duty as a grandfather to reveal the true nature of RAM THE MAN. Though his mother thought it would be fun to put him in a dress, Ram only complied because he knew his Aunt Jamie spent a lot of time making the dresses for his sisters, and he was being a willing model. In actuality, however, he's much more comfortable in the natural states you see below. This little guy is PURE 100% BOY, and though he shows his soft side once in a while, he's definitely on the track to tough-guy status. |
| Ram the MAN is GLAD(iator) to be the protector of his shishters and his family. Russel Crowe has nothing on this tough boy! Of course, Brooke and Viana adore their hero! (Contrast to the pics on the Carter Blog, HERE) |
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| Ram the MAN is ready to go with the three-point bombs or buzzer-beaters. He's easily the MVP (Munchkin-sized Valuable Player) and he can sink-'em or stink-'em, depending upon how long it's been since he ate lunch. Dave Rose is already scouting this big guy! |
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| Ram the MAN has been lifting pumping some serious iron lately. He'll stand in front of his sisters any day, and he's ready for anything and everything. (Except in this instance, he's holding it 'cause he's gotta go!) Keep up the good work little man! Love, Grandbill |
5 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Can we send those to the New York Times or something so America can turn a new leaf of glee and joy?? Oh my goodness, dad, of all the 12,000 documents you've created over the last 20 years, this one was your finest by far! We LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that was hilarious!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT IS SO FUNNY!hahaha that was so goood!
(I feel like I need to put my "haha's" in Caps) HAHAHHAHAHAH! HIlarious!! Ram is so muscular! The Carter Parentals better watch out cuz the ladies will be linin' up for him!
Thank you for this post, my dad, my dad!! I showed this post along with the original, to all of my students!!! They loved it!! They laughed the most at the muscle man picture--strategically placed...well played! It was a huge hit! Who needs Jimmer, when you have Rammer!!
Oh and I concluded the slideshow with a reassuring message that Ram's father and Grandbill will not allow him to be overtaken by girliness :)
-Eric
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